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It was just an ace high today and it really was the only card I needed because it was the ace of spades.

That’s a gutter ball.

It’s funny, the cleaner came around today while I was drinking 8 guinness and eating a pizza. The same thing happened on 9/11 with the surveyor.

I said that I like people who can use their hands and people who can cook. Well I also support working families. Amen to that.

I got a pair of tens and a pair of twos, with a queen kicker.

On sports day in Rehab it was fun, and we we’re competitive and our ward, Morris ward, won actually. When I was 11 we had a sports day at Dorothy Barley Primary School and I was hit in the face by an invisible punch from Neil Parrish. I later straddled him and punched him in the face until he closed his eyes, then I got off him and he stood stretched his arms out and said, I am Christ The Redeemer. True actually.

I got a pair fours.

I got a pair of fives, and then another pair of fives.

I got the tens and a pair of fives.

I got nines and King kicker.

I got a pair of sevens.

I got a pair of Kings in Texas Holdem Poker.

And the Kings win.

For having a beer in my own house I got sectioned. Talk about mentally ill mental health services.

Not all Brits are from this country.

And the Jacks and fours wins.

Jacks wins.

And the fives have it.

And the threes with the ace kicker has it.

The highlight of my life… Drinking two litres of Vodka in one night while winning a Nirvana competition on the Radio.

I got Ace high.