Texas Holdem Poker

Aces and fives wins.

Queens on the flop beaten by trips Jacks on the river.

A straight on the flop, turn, and river.

And the Diamond flush beats a pair of threes.

And it’s a full house. Queens full of tens.

And it’s the tens, ace high, w

And it’s the kings

That’s Texas Hold’em Poker for you.

And Kings and fours beat the fives and fiurs

And the aces and tens win with a queen ki kicker.

Nine, two against ten, two and the pair of tens wins.

And Queens full of fives beat a pair of t

And the Jacks and Nines beat the nines an

It was just an ace high today and it really was the only card I needed because it was the ace of spades.

That’s a gutter ball.

It’s funny, the cleaner came around today while I was drinking 8 guinness and eating a pizza. The same thing happened on 9/11 with the surveyor.

I got a pair of tens with an ace kicker.

With the Jacks the only card I needed was the Ave of Spades.

Look at that. Aces and Kings beats a pair of Sixes.

Fourty two beats the suited connectors. The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

And it’s the club flush beats the Kings.

I said that I like people who can use their hands and people who can cook. Well I also support working families. Amen to that.

I got a pair of tens and a pair of twos, with a queen kicker.

On sports day in Rehab it was fun, and we we’re competitive and our ward, Morris ward, won actually. When I was 11 we had a sports day at Dorothy Barley Primary School and I was hit in the face by an invisible punch from Neil Parrish. I later straddled him and punched him in the face until he closed his eyes, then I got off him and he stood stretched his arms out and said, I am Christ The Redeemer. True actually.

I got a pair fours.

Look at that. The aces and tens. The only card I needed was the Ace of Spades.

I got a pair of fives, and then another pair of fives.

I got the tens and a pair of fives.

I got nines and King kicker.

I got a pair of sevens.

I got a pair of Kings in Texas Holdem Poker.

And the Kings win.

For having a beer in my own house I got sectioned. Talk about mentally ill mental health services.

Not all Brits are from this country.

And the Jacks and fours wins.

Jacks wins.

And the fives have it.

And the threes with the ace kicker has it.

The highlight of my life… Drinking two litres of Vodka in one night while winning a Nirvana competition on the Radio.

Have a good day Christians. That’s not this country then, this country is Islamic State.

The sevens won but do you know the only card I needed. The ace of spades.

I got Ace high.

I can’t fucking believe. I made the 3 – 7 straight and the only card that I needed to make the spade flush was the ace of spades
And it’s ace high that wins. .

When you’ve drunk so much. And you want more.

And the pair of twos with eight kicker wins.

And a pair of sixes wins.

Some politicians want fucking shot because you can’t get a job by going to job interview in this country.

And it’s the eights that win with the ace kicker.

Actually it’s a full house full on nines.

The only card I need, the ace of spades.

The pair of aces and pair of twos have it.

And the fours and the fives have it. I said that Leonard Cohen’s song Hallelujah was a good chat up line

Have a good day Christians and fuck Islam. Fuck it right in tbe arse.

And the pair of tens with Jack kicker has it.

And the Straight beats the Jacks and Sevens. It’s often you will see two pair beat.

You are gay.

It might have been a full house but the Jack of clubs was missing.

I have to bless Americans for appointment not once but twice the President of the United States of America previously Barack Obama. I did actuallt predict this over a drink with my University friends once we’d graduated. In terms of what this means it’s that by good luck you call yourself a Christian counntry.