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I’ll probably vote for Reform UK and Nigel Farage for the reason that this country is so stupid.

It’s as if Western Union doesn’t exist.

I went to St Mary’s church today.

It’s true. I have the biggest cock outside of porn. I am lethal when I mix my drinks. And I can’t be killed by conventional weapons.

Sorry to quote the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy but don’t panic, it says in big bold letters on the front of the book. The answer to life, the universevand everything is 42. God’s message to his creations is, sorry for the inconvenience, and at tha bar, the bartender says, that was a lucky escape for arsenal.

They tax petrol so much in this country it makes you wonder why they have a go at the farmers so much.

I’ve learnt this through my friends. The Gp’s should have the right to refer people to fitness programmes and like dieting advice is given to people at clubs at slimming world the options available given through the surgery’s to the patients should be kept open.

James Paleaz the Spanish Jew formed a rock band called SaltSlide. I heard that the French threw tables and chairs around when they heard their band. Now this wouldn’t matter but the Youth of the generation is more than about just reading, writing, and mathematics. All things that I am good at. Well if God gave rock and roll to you, what happened to in and out of old bard, playing pool and wild darts, videogames. He is now studing to be a neurosurgeon. It’s not Rocket Science.

I tell you why Sandra Philip has got shit for brains. She don’t know what it means to Queen a Pawn by being able to take either Castle with it.

It’s true, I have the biggest cock outside of porn.

2 beers and sex. That’s a pretty good day.

Just so you know I walked around Hornchurch like a Roman Soldier and I fucked women at Stansgate road like that as well.

Most Brits don’t use the phone as well as Americans.

The doctors are terrible.

I like a beer as much as the next man. Unless the next man is a German.

What the problem with education is is there’s something missing. I got advice from an American careers guidance who said You could become a cleaner. No advice not even after years of teaching and learning on how to apply to University.